God bless the SciFi channel. I’ve been a bit tough on them before with the cancellation of SGA, but last night they gave us Flu Bird Horror. I haven’t missed the Homegame more in my life.
It’s bad, y’all. It’s REAL bad.
Apparently a bunch of juvenile delinquents are being marched through the woods in some kind of Scared Straight action, when they’re attacked by giant mutant birds. Meanwhile a hunter who was attacked but lived is taken by the forest ranger to the local town where he develops Bird Flu symptoms. The scout leader of the Juvies dies by bird attack, the psycho man in the group takes over, and wackiness ensues.
It was BAD. Badbadbadbadbadbadbadbad.
Incomprehensible accents, weird gaps in logic, horrible editing, an inability to count, horrible acting, terrible special effects, a ridiculously effective virus, and an attempt at pathos when a doctor tries to escape the quarantine. And the worst thing is that the movie didn’t have the decency to suck to the very end. It was still horrible, but stayed away from cracktastic in the last 30 minutes. It made me go ::sad face::
I feel for the actors, two of whom weren’t that bad. I don’t feel for the producers, because they gave us two hours of total crap that I can’t believe I finished. If you’re going to be bad, be BAD. Make it worth our while, don’t try to redeem yourself. And learn to count. If there’s 5 birds left, then at least try to have five birds be around when they’re killed at the end. I know you only had two suits, but at least try.