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I’ve read that this guy gets laid all the time and I don’t understand it. What is the cred in sleeping with Carrot Top? Do girls actually sweep into brunch and announce to their posse, ‘oh my God, you guys, I had sex with Carrot Top last night,’ followed by a round of high-fives? WHAT [...]

Why are Mirna and Charla dancing around in their yard? Throw in a couple of MGDs and a guy running around with, like, one shoe on, and it feels like just another Friday night on patrol with your neighborhood peace officers. [BOMP.]

No falcons were harmed during the filming of Joe Schmo 2.
…but one came really freakin’ close.

“You don’t trim a Wookie! You don’t color a Wookie! And you certainly don’t dress a Wookie!” - KOTOR

“He’s harder to keep track of than a seven-year-old girl in the Barbie aisle of Toys’R’Us.” - me, of my manager, at Soundbar.

“I just don’t think [Margaret] Cho sets the bar high enough. She has too many fans. People love her too damn much. That’s not good for a comedian who clearly isn’t insane and isn’t utterly full of self-loathing. As likable and cool as Cho is, she needs to weed out the mediocre jokes and aim [...]